You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
Jessica. 23. Libra. College Student. Professional Fangirl. Anglophile Enthusiast. Queen of Sass. Blogger Extraordinaire. Lives to Laugh. Lover of Music. Terrible at writing bios.Currently In Love With: My Mad Fat Diary. Doctor Who. Nico Mirallegro. The Originals. Game of Thrones. Currently Listening To: FOB & MCR. Est: Feb 4,2011
Do we just stay forever here, then? At some point, “not safe” out there might be better “not safe” in here.
That was unworthy. Forgive me. You protected me better than most…
my english teacher retired and she just is so snide
personally I think the dog is even more snide
How I Met Your Mother (via saintofsass)
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants cast for EW’s Reunion Issue
Gift from a coworker.
the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
convert your office into a horrible disaster